Plastic by Scott Guild
Author:Scott Guild [Guild, Scott]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Knopf Doubleday Publishing Group
Published: 2024-02-13T00:00:00+00:00
A row of wooden icon paintings appears on the wall beside him, all showing scenes of Max and Morris together: cheering at a Shmuglin game, running from a haunted mansion, playing dodgeball with two floating cubes of fur, each with a giant eye and a whirring propeller on their top. âI get it,â Max says impatiently, âyou want me to bringââ But Morris is already launching into the chorus:
Your loyal little Savior!
Your pal from Calvary!
From Pilate to the manger
Thereâs no other friend like me.
Your loyal little Savior!
Your buddy on the cross!
What sidekick could be better
In a nuclear holocaust?
So donât forget old Morris
When you flee from your home:
Itâs no fun for a crucifix
In a fallout zone.
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